Link To This blogpost:
https://motherearthtoo2022.blogspot.com/2026/07/he-who-laughs-and-laughs-best.html?m=1
๐ถ๐ตIf Only I was a judge; I'd hammer in the morning - I'd hammer in the Evening - all over my hand ๐ต๐ถ๐
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I woke up and needed to do something constructive before working on my court documents. - 7/8/2026
https://motherearthtoo2022.blogspot.com/2026/05/statement-for-argument-ac48452-draft.html?m=1
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https://motherearthtoo2022.blogspot.com/2026/06/statement-for-argument-ac48416.html?m=1
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I think I'll take a nap now...
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๐ถ๐ตIf you wanna know if he loves you so, it's in his playlist๐ต๐ถ๐ต๐ถ๐คฃ
I did not include my last paragraph which was after my signature. I didn't have time to get it notarized.
My tissue box ๐ค๐งก
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Who invented the word 'forthwith'? King James? Someone who was missing their front teeth? Who? Who? Who? ๐ฆ
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TarzAnne's tarballs for sale....
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https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLST6UafIZtRc&si=KLAZJiFsntuEmeQJ
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Have you had any bourbon of proof or proof of bourbon?
Are you my fairy godmother, Jimmy? Do I need to close my eyes and tap three times?
Just askin'
✌️ I'm supposed to prove I used the peace sign 100 times before I can be indicted to the Ringo Starr fan base Hall of Fame✌️
Next, I will have to do beers in the wall...
Maya-hee, Maya-hay, Maya-hoho...๐ถ๐ต๐ถ๐ต
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My doctor told me my spleen has lessons ๐ฑ
And I have mild floral effusion ๐ฅ๐ฑ
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My phone has been barking at me so I peed on it. ⚖️
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What happens if you can't smell the food you eat until AFTER you eat it?
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Did Tarzan eat tarballs?
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This story is Messi, alright....๐ง
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One guy was rev'ing his engine and another was holding his OWN hand ๐คฃ...
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Dear Internations,
It would be a pleasure to attend the event on the 23d yet I have a small setback - I don't have a box to live in as my landlord is trying to illegally evict me.
Once I have my bearings, I'll start caring. Promise.
23July2026 - Announcement from NYC
INTERNATIONS.COM - ๐ "The website is
coming! The website is coming" says John Henry 8th
Hello..
How
Are
You?
Thank you Internet for being a pain in the donkey...
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Did you DM-SM?
I DM'd SM!
SM won the 2020 election but that's a secret ...
And the winner is....18+1=19! SM is 19....
Just name the DM ๐คฌ place!
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Motion For Reconsideration UPDATE:
I'm just getting to the point where I state "Trial court failed to enforce its own odor ๐ฆจ ๐ฉ" ...
This blogpost was brought to you by my other blogpost:
https://motherearthtoo2022.blogspot.com/2026/06/david-wheeler-and-sandy-hook-shooting.html?m=1
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Jimmy Fallon says
laughter is like sunshine and
disdain is like flooding rain.
I'm his quote broker. We go way back, like when he and his celebrities-in-rhyme would visit me on Messenger when I was recovering from a Grade 4 hamstring tear.
I saved all those things he said....๐ Ask him permission to use his quotes. It's his tree, his apples. ๐๐ Even the green ones that God didn't make. I shall resume tomorrow.. I now have to go undercover ๐ต️♀️
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Dear Fairy Godmother,
How do porcupines have sex?
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Dear Fairy Godmother,
How do giraffes neck?
This one has a hickey...
Some people use weights; she picks up baby giraffes ๐ฆ
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Jimmy Kimmel is on Summer Sabbatical studying the Beatletudes ๐๐✌️
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I'm Tarzan!
No, I'm Tarzanne!!! You Jay!
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No, I'm Jay!
I need to get to work on my Motion For Reconsideration.... I'm thinking about putting my printer in the cart and taking my laptop and that to the diner.... Trims off the pressure .
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I'm Tarzan!
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While these dumbass Americans are all squabbling over who's the sponsor,
I'm on a book tour
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I'm Tarzan!
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I'm not gonna say those holes aren't interesting. But his blaming cows for eating the foliage....๐คจ...His pilot light went out!
Oh sure, cows love traveling on this stuff...๐ต๐ซ
He picked this hole because he saw evidence that humans used it - now he's making a movie called The Urinator ๐คข
Even this one has grass ...
The cow-flasher ... She's exposing herself to get a ride. ๐ฑ
Maybe he will get a flash flood to to flush it away ๐ฝ
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If I get stuck here. And need food supplies dropped off on the roof 25 floors above me, I'm ๐ฉ up a crick because the elevators aren't working. Woohoo. Today is brought to you by
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And
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The End
Company sues themselves; I bet they'll never do business with themselves again!
There's a joke here, I can feel it in my bones..
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Political Update. Dr. Annie Andrews is running for office in Texas correction, South Carolina. She's married to Dr. Ben Benson.
Donald Trump is A Democrat wearing Republican Underwear ๐ต๐ซ #AllWedgiesMatter
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She and her husband Ben Benson went yodelling at the Bend Volcanoes... Professor Nick yodeled back hoping Dolly Parton could hear him from Tennessee ๐. There's a lot going on in my life. But I need to take time to finish my Motion For Reconsideration.
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Do you know what gender the Himalayas are? You guessed it!
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Grooving with Michael Jackson ๐๐๐๐
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My tarballs are ready! My tarballs are ready!
John Henry was my ancestor.
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This is about half of the batter. I had some strawberry cake icing left in the container.
I put cinnamon in the flour...I used my air fryer. I sprayed the balls with olive oil.
I used yogurt instead of sour cream and squeezed some fresh lemon ๐ in the yogurt
Nice and fluffy tases good. 375° for 10 minutes in the air fryer.
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I air-dried the second half of the batch this morning...
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Here's some history for you...you probably did not realize that Ghengus Khan fought Ghengus Khan't
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TERM LIMITS!
๐ถ๐ตTake these broken wings and learn to fly๐ต๐ถ
I've been listening to Dead Men's Secrets, a video by Attorney Gordon Cumquat (I forgot his last name)
What about that Itsy-bitsy Spider-Man story?
He has three legs and the third one is used as a reproductive organ. It's in the first hour of the video. Maybe first half hour. I bet Betsy Wetsy and Itsy-bitsy would make a great couple. Two pees in a podweb.
I think I should start a book club...
Fairy Godmother, How do camels hump?
A woman's path to narcissism
Trump says, The title should be Roar Food!...Better yet, War Food"
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It was painted. ๐คฃ
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Dear Fairy Godmother,
I wonder how he & ๐ does "it" ...๐คฃ
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No pressure....๐คฃ...life is good ๐คฃ
I was going to promote my new book,
How To Save Your Ass, by Anus Max
And Asster Royd
My name is Harmless ...gimme kiss ๐
Hi, I'm Tiny Time. I'm butthead's brother.
"That ass was threatening me" says Buffalo
We have a new one we're working on too it's a confession....
But Jimmy is promoting it...
He's got quite an armpit forest!
Run, Forest, Run!
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My yogurt has one on the whey
I'm naming him after Mr. Baptist man, KenLeigh
"The only thing I haven't achieved is having a yogurt named after me." Love and God bless, Good ol' Kenny ๐คช They think I died of a heart attack in Colorado. I let it slide.
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Fairy Godmother, what big cucumbers you have!
Fairy Godmother, it's cute, but how do you breathe through that thing? ๐
Me too ๐
They're cukes, but how does she breath through those things?
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Dr. Will Brainard has his pickle visor on, ready to take the cucumbers for a dip in his vinegar solution. Ahhhh ๐ค
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I'm working on my locomotion for reconsideration ๐ต๐ถ๐ผ๐คฃ
๐ถ๐ต I've been working on the railroad, all the live long day๐ต๐ถ๐ต Someone's in the kitchen with Dina ....Dina won't you blow๐ต๐ถ๐ต๐ถ And she gave her husband a stick of Dyna-mite that was camouflaged as a candle while he makes out with her best friend .. wishing she could have celebrated her birthday ๐....
Love is a warm puppy - remember that NAZI code ๐คจ๐คฃ
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I'm Just Not Into You, Court Case ๐คฌ
The eyes of the otter are upon you ๐ถ๐ต๐ถ๐ต๐ถ๐ผ
Tennessee whiskey! Works every time!
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Tickle, tickle
Actually he's craving for salt.
Bye bye July ๐ต๐ถ๐ผ
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Princess Anne is the centerfold of my August blogpost. Bless you, Princess Anne!!!! You've done so much public service! Always the Underdog! And I am a bitch!
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How touching...๐ค... someone kicked me out of Scotty Mechanic ๐งฐ Scottykilmer@gmail.com livestreaming to say "Hi Bitch" to me๐คฃ...Get your bicho mojo on! ๐ฅ I just spent some time with Dina in my kitchen ๐ We had a blast ๐คฃ I made toast with cinnamon and sugar.
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He's got a face you can trust ๐
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Okay, I just fixed my mane; roll 'em!
Junior said I was lyin'!
I'm the only one who can have a headache in this family - capiche???
I don't care if you are on TV!
Roar my ass!
No sex for a month now!
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YouTube just let me share video links for the first time in a long while. Will I be able to share links again?
Ball Ads
More ball ads:
๐น❤️๐น❤️๐น❤️๐น❤️
Fairy Godmother, can peacocks fly?
It is now time to spread my wings and fly
P. Cock in Gone With The Window
SLUMBER PARTY ๐
"Where's my rooster saddle?"
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I'm Elsie. Prof Xi'an gwei is my attorney because it means "pleasant scent" in Chinese
Both of us disguise ourselves as Elsie The Cow
"I smell a rat!" Says Pretty La Senteur Parfumer Professor .. But I also see Elsie 's Eye
Annie Jacobs thinks Bioweapons are on Trump's menu...
Prof Xi'an gwei says, "I smell moo's"
"I thought I'd never get here", says Bullwinkle ...Ahhh Bach...
Not you, Bully. I'm trying to make the muse whose excuse to use untruths - to go away.
You're not the one who stinks ๐ฆจ The Beetles music ๐ต ๐ถ will be featured tomorrow ๐ชฒ ๐
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Icey - Fairy Godmother, did he have rock replace Bach?
I'm a very, not a berger. So tell me what big rocks I have....
Fairy Godmother, are icebergs narcissists?
Do they think the world floats all around them?
Some of that is yellow...I wonder if it has a bladder infection..
My phone is barking at me again..
He's an Alaskan... Somebody should see if it was his pee..
I don't trust her! Her last name doesn't begin with an M!
She must be a secret Jew! Mine didn't come out like that! Fairy Godmother, how can you tell if she's a Jew? I swear ๐คฌ She's got an "in" with God!
CLOSET JEW!
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Trump said Iran lied about negotiating...Iran didn't refuse...The real audio showed they even arranged to go see Spider-Man together. ๐คฃ
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I took a few more images... screenshots...
Iran๐ฎ๐ณ๐งก denied negotiation with Trump's BS
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I watched it again, it was so funny ๐คฃ
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https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLf0zwdM5ROOI&si=bthtaQAeyA7PzIN-
Fairy Godmother, that was so nice to give these nice Chinese friends some wands! ❤️๐น๐จ๐ณ
BFF's!!!
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I just saw part of the Odyssey Movie. It's a little odd...with oddballs eating tarballs between the toes..
She was working on her appendix and he had a fling...then she said she had a fling ...but the plane landed and they didn't have to tell each other confessions. ๐คฃ
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Siamese elephants - listen... ๐คฃ
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What do you get when you cross a Madagascar chameleon with a Scottish vole?
I think I did okay - Carol Kung Fu Burnett
Kung 4Me, Kung 4U
Fairy Godmother gave me a wand...
❤️๐น❤️
How's your knee, Fairy Godmother?
Mine is fina ๐จ๐ณ๐น❤️ - BFF in China
๐จ๐ณ๐น❤️๐จ๐ณ๐น❤️
Sometimes just being nice doesn't cut it, Fairy Godmother. Life is WANDerful.
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Tips that aren't tips
I copied at least 4 screenshots but the manipulating malware deleted 2. Read the comments. Clever people!
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Trump's Plans:
Someone peed on this one...
Remember, at the end of the day, it's the end of the day ๐ Love, Donald Trump
๐ฆฌ❤️๐ฆฌ❤️๐ฆฌ❤️
FERMENTATION IS HEALTHY
๐ฅด ๐ป๐บ๐ท๐ธ
Use oatmeal if you have no other resources like me. ...put it in a smoothie blender ....I would add some flour though, for texture. Maybe make a 1:3 ratio.
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If your cat ๐บ will oblige....๐คฃ
Cat tails can be used to mill also! The US Government stopped Syracuse University's research right when it was determined to be MORE nutritious and is like wheat bread. That was a very wrong move by that university!
The government stopped it because there's no money in free cattails... They are plants, people. Don't get your kitty to lose its tail!
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Where am I? I'm supposed to be funny here....
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Kestrels are beautiful ❤️ but apparently they like to snack on daughters ๐คฃ
At the end, he flips the bird ๐ฆ
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LOL ๐ Reverse the charges!
So much for auto anything...I can't even read the damn book! I'm blocked until I meet the technocrats specifications. ๐ค
I paid for the damn book! Update: I put in a bank dispute. They don't provide contact info to the bank when searching transactions.
Update 8/15/2026: Professor Jiang is compromised. Probably by CIA since fake video channels are increasing, not decreasing. NOBODY can sue CIA ๐ค๐คฌ Seye-Eye-Aye
"Aye" can mean "yes" or "always"
Seye is a given name of Yoruba origin in Nigeria. It means "to make honor" or "the act of creating dignity," and is often a short form of names like Oluwaseye. It can also be a typo for the English word "eye" or the slang phrase "side-eye".
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I'm blocked from sharing videos. The playlist I made was deleted by YouTube ๐ค
I'm growing a new one.
Update 8/11/2026
I thought this was MY phone but my eyes have woke!
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Apparently his e-book sales aren't doing well ๐ What the hell happened to Operation Diving Board?
We're supposed to know how to swim with the e-book I paid for and hope I can get back to where it belongs since I bought it. ...
Do I smell? ๐ฆจ What's your problem?
I'll practice my Garzan yell ...๐
Hello, toothless wonders๐ถ - are you also pushing all the acrylic false teeth ads to back up sales from this e-book that disappears?
I think you need some brand lessons...
1. Lesson No. One: don't take back your product after you sell it. Put it on a website, sell access to the damn website.
Stop with the hoops! It's not economically
impressing! And that's what technocrats want. To trash anyone who is an expert and actually makes sense!
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Today is brought to you by Zarna Garg ๐คฃ
I'm hanging out with the BEATLES fans listening to Beatles music. ๐ต๐ถ Seems like a Pain In The Ass virus hit me.
I was in the slopes with Geology Nick Zentner and his main man Gary...Scoping out the mountainside and I made bread...someone else braid bread. Whatever pumps their jumps, I say...I haven't gone boating in a while. 
to make 2-Minute Geology videos for PBS...
Frankly, I prefer African braiding.
๐น๐๐นBack to BEATLES...
Somebody stole my nuts last week. I think that's why I having a hard time getting to the bottom of it.
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I called the nut police ๐
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The answer may surprise you!
To dig a hole to USA!
I'm too sexy for your love season at Yellowstone Playlist:
Kim at Tyco was very right to be peeved at me when I said they showed the man flying in the air like an acrobat and it was hard to believe.. I saw a fake video and owe her an apology!
Happy birthday, Mr Presidents Steve and Steve ๐ถ๐ต๐ถ๐ต๐ถ๐ต Happy birthday moo-you๐
He's the buffalo's agent
"I'm working on a balloon room", says Buffy
Practicing Riverdance, protecting family jewels ๐คฃ
๐ต๐ถIf I can't have you, I don't want nobody, baby!๐ถ๐ต๐ถ๐ต
I'm too sexy for your love!
Now here's a guy you can trust!
Anthony Anderson
Singing
Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob Bobarand ๐ต๐ถ๐ต๐ถ
Why me, Lord?
What I have I ever done -
To deserve even one
Of the sourdough grows?
Tell me Lord -
How you timed this like this
Which makes me so pissed
Right down to my toes!
Who wants to make bread at 8:30 pm?
But the starter calls me....๐ฅน
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The intelligence that designed this has a sense of humor ๐
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This fella is clever. When he's not canoeing, he's making bread with it.
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Is he dancing with Sophie the bot?
Are they both bots? Who wins arguments?
Is this trick video?
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Sebby? I knew a Sebby when growing up in the country...He tried to score with every female who could breath... LOL
This is not the same Sebby....
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๐ถ๐ต๐ถHappy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday To You, Happy Birthday ๐๐ Mr.President Higgins, Happy Birthday to you ๐ถ๐ต๐ถ๐ต๐ฅฐ๐
He's running away from kitty ๐
Here's a tent he can hide in...
Smile, you're on Candid Cow-buffalo Camera๐
Buffalos don't have any front teeth.
He must have gone to "Affordable Dentures" ...
Today is brought to you by Buffalo Moonshine...
Ahhh. This brings back sweet memories of ice cream kones. ๐ฆ#KoneTruck
He doesn't have any pants on.
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They're hiring ...
CT Scan at NY4U
The guy who says, "Breath in and hold"
And "Breath regularly" was just promoted to another job:
There's a fire in the building! Please exit the building!
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Cardinals get drunk alot!
And give him some Tennessee whiskey ๐คฃ
Or birdban bourbon ...or buffalo moonshine๐พ
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Fairy Godmother, Chewbacca has a twin! Dunebuggy Jim channel never told us his secret!
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I just want you to know I'll be hitting the big 10 soon...I can feel.it in my bones...
I think my guru Tariq is sending me messages through TM....๐ ....This Typing Machine was recently Tom.Hanks' topic in a Documentary...Tariq says it will hit 10 tomorrow....
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Don't mess with my tutu!
Bear runs away!
The cat is PERSIAN. Slow to anger but won't put up with his shit.
Who's next? LOL ๐
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