He Who Laughs and Laughs Best

 Link To This blogpost: 

https://motherearthtoo2022.blogspot.com/2026/07/he-who-laughs-and-laughs-best.html?m=1

๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽตIf Only I was a judge; I'd hammer in the morning - I'd hammer in the Evening - all over my hand ๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ˜‚



https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLXPu_q6SN9dg&si=kOvY3AeigYWs6Fkt

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I woke up and needed to do something constructive before working on my court documents.  - 7/8/2026 

https://motherearthtoo2022.blogspot.com/2026/05/statement-for-argument-ac48452-draft.html?m=1

๐Ÿ˜ก 

https://motherearthtoo2022.blogspot.com/2026/06/statement-for-argument-ac48416.html?m=1


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I think I'll take a nap now...

 


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๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽตIf you wanna know if he loves you so, it's in his playlist๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿคฃ


What does buenes tardes mean? 

Hello retard? 

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This should go viral! Now this is a great way to use AI! 


https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQdi7ufNdhqY&si=o5dY63P-2v6JQr8K 

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How was popcorn invented? Did a kid play with matches in a cornfield? 

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Do you know any Injun fables? 

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Sucking on lemons keeps my teeth white! 
Give a hoot! Try to toot! ๐Ÿš‚ 

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Ha-ha-ha-ha Holland 





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I don't get out much! 

I knew Paul McCartney had to go to the salon to.have a nail done so he could play his ukulele and his finger wouldn't bleed. So I applied my common sense....

https://publiusroots.blogspot.com/2026/07/supplement-to-objection-to-terminate.html?m=1


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I did not include my last paragraph which was after my signature. I didn't have time to get it notarized. 

My tissue box ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿงก


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Who invented the word 'forthwith'? King James? Someone who was missing their front teeth? Who? Who? Who? ๐Ÿฆ‰

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TarzAnne's tarballs for sale....

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NICKS IN FIVE! 

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLST6UafIZtRc&si=KLAZJiFsntuEmeQJ


๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿต

Have you had any bourbon of proof or proof of bourbon? 

Are you my fairy godmother, Jimmy? Do I need to close my eyes and tap three times? 

Just askin' 

✌️ I'm supposed to prove I used the peace sign 100 times before I can be indicted to the Ringo Starr fan base Hall of Fame✌️

Next, I will have to do beers in the wall...

Maya-hee, Maya-hay, Maya-hoho...๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽต

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My doctor told me my spleen has lessons ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

And I have mild floral effusion ๐Ÿฅ€๐Ÿ˜ฑ

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My phone has been barking at me so I peed on it. ⚖️ 

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What happens if you can't smell the food you eat until AFTER you eat it? 

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Did Tarzan eat tarballs? 


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This story is Messi, alright....๐Ÿง





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One guy was rev'ing his engine and another was holding his OWN hand ๐Ÿคฃ...




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Dear Internations,

It would be a pleasure to attend the event on the 23d yet I have a small setback - I don't have a box to live in as my landlord is trying to illegally evict me.

Once I have my bearings, I'll start caring. Promise. 

23July2026 - Announcement from NYC 

INTERNATIONS.COM  - ๐Ÿ‡ "The website is


coming! The website is coming" says John Henry 8th 

Hello..

How

Are

You? 



Thank you Internet for being a pain in the donkey...


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Did you DM-SM? 



I DM'd SM! 

SM won the 2020 election but that's a secret ...

And the winner is....18+1=19! SM is 19....

Just name the DM ๐Ÿคฌ place!

๐Ÿคฃ

Motion For Reconsideration UPDATE: 

I'm just getting to the point where I state "Trial court failed to enforce its own odor ๐Ÿฆจ ๐Ÿ˜ฉ" ...

This blogpost was brought to you by my other blogpost: 

https://motherearthtoo2022.blogspot.com/2026/06/david-wheeler-and-sandy-hook-shooting.html?m=1

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Jimmy Fallon says 

laughter is like sunshine and 

disdain is like flooding rain. 

I'm his quote broker. We go way back, like when he and his celebrities-in-rhyme would visit me on Messenger when I was recovering from a Grade 4 hamstring tear. 

I saved all those things he said....๐Ÿ˜ Ask him permission to use his quotes. It's his tree, his apples. ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ Even the green ones that God didn't make. I shall resume tomorrow.. I now have to go undercover ๐Ÿ•ต️‍♀️

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Dear Fairy Godmother, 

How do porcupines have sex? 


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Dear Fairy Godmother,

How do giraffes neck? 

This one has a hickey...



Let's make-out look 


Some people use weights; she picks up baby giraffes ๐Ÿฆ’ 

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Jimmy Kimmel is on Summer Sabbatical studying the Beatletudes ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ™✌️




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I'm Tarzan! 


No, I'm Tarzanne!!! You Jay! 
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No, I'm Jay! 




I need to get to work on my Motion For Reconsideration.... I'm thinking about putting my printer in the cart and taking my laptop and that to the diner.... Trims off the pressure . 

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I'm Tarzan! 
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLaJp1TroPlSNAPT564F4XwjTXa-ubH3xF&si=KCBkZfGeBSSIRuEH

This blogpost is brought to you by State Farm 


No, I'm the sponsor! 

No, I'm The Sponsor! 


No, I'm The Sponsor! 

No, we're the sponsors! 
CRISTOFER CORDOVA ๐ŸŽต ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐ŸŽถ 

WHO is the sponsor? 

NAVAJO Grandfather Wally is the sponsor! 



Scotty Kilmer Yoga is the sponsor! 



Sir Paul McCartney 's the Sponsor! 


I'm The Sponsor while I fall off the wall
-Trumpty Dumpty 




I'm The Sponsor! 
They made me do it๐Ÿ˜ญ
   Maya Rudolph ❤️ 


They argued me into it...
I'm the sponsor 
๐ŸŽธRick Beato ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽต
 

While these dumbass Americans are all squabbling over who's the sponsor, 
I'm on a book tour


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I'm Tarzan! 
mintmobile.com 

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I'm not gonna say those holes aren't interesting. But his blaming cows for eating the foliage....๐Ÿคจ...His pilot light went out! 




Oh sure, cows love traveling on this stuff...๐Ÿ˜ต‍๐Ÿ’ซ


He picked this hole because he saw evidence that humans used it - now he's making a movie called The Urinator ๐Ÿคข

Even this one has grass ...

The cow-flasher ... She's exposing herself to get a ride. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ


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Maybe he will get a flash flood to to flush it away ๐Ÿšฝ

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If I get stuck here. And need food supplies dropped off on the roof 25 floors above me, I'm ๐Ÿ’ฉ up a crick because the elevators aren't working. Woohoo. Today is brought to you by

 #NoMeansOfEgress 

And 

#NoMeansOfGrass ๐Ÿ„




The End 



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Company sues themselves; I bet they'll never do business with themselves again! 

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There's a joke here, I can feel it in my bones..
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Political Update. Dr. Annie Andrews is running for office in Texas correction, South Carolina. She's married to Dr. Ben Benson. 

Donald Trump is A Democrat wearing Republican Underwear ๐Ÿ˜ต‍๐Ÿ’ซ #AllWedgiesMatter 

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She and her husband Ben Benson went yodelling at the Bend Volcanoes... Professor Nick yodeled back hoping Dolly Parton could hear him from Tennessee ๐Ÿ’™.  There's a lot going on in my life. But I need to take time to finish my Motion For Reconsideration. 

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Do you know what gender the Himalayas are? You guessed it! 

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Today is brought to you by 

Break fast 
TARget ๐ŸŽฏ 


This series specializes in 
Tarballs For Your Mouth

Try using yogurt instead of sour cream, add cinnamon, and cook in an air fryer ๐Ÿ˜‹


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Grooving with Michael Jackson ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ™

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My tarballs are ready! My tarballs are ready!
John Henry was my ancestor. 
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This is about half of the batter. I had some strawberry cake icing left in the container. 


I put cinnamon in the flour...I used my air fryer. I sprayed the balls with olive oil. 
I used yogurt instead of sour cream and squeezed some fresh lemon ๐Ÿ‹ in the yogurt 

Nice and fluffy tases good. 375° for 10 minutes in the air fryer. 

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I air-dried the second half of the batch this morning...


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Here's some history for you...you probably did not realize that Ghengus Khan fought Ghengus Khan't

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TERM LIMITS! 


๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽตTake these broken wings and learn to fly๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽถ


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I've been listening to Dead Men's Secrets, a video by Attorney Gordon Cumquat (I forgot his last name) 

    What about that Itsy-bitsy Spider-Man story?

He has three legs and the third one is used as a reproductive organ. It's in the first hour of the video. Maybe first half hour. I bet Betsy Wetsy and  Itsy-bitsy would make a great couple. Two pees in a podweb. 

I think I should start a book club...

Fairy Godmother, How do camels hump? 

A woman's path to narcissism



Trump says, The title should be Roar Food!...Better yet, War Food" 

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It was painted. ๐Ÿคฃ

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Dear Fairy Godmother, 
I wonder how he & ๐Ÿ’ƒ does "it" ...๐Ÿคฃ

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No pressure....๐Ÿคฃ...life is good ๐Ÿคฃ



I was going to promote my new book, 


How To Save Your Ass, by Anus Max 
     And Asster Royd 

My name is Harmless ...gimme kiss ๐Ÿ˜˜ 

Hi, I'm Tiny Time. I'm butthead's brother.


"That ass was threatening me" says Buffalo 


We have a new one we're working on too  it's a confession....

But Jimmy is promoting it...


He's got quite an armpit forest! 

Run, Forest, Run! 

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My yogurt has one on the whey 
I'm naming him after Mr. Baptist man, KenLeigh 

"The only thing I haven't achieved is having a yogurt named after me." Love and God bless, Good ol' Kenny ๐Ÿคช They think I died of a heart attack in Colorado. I let it slide. 
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Fairy Godmother, what big cucumbers you have! 



Fairy Godmother, it's cute, but how do you breathe through that thing? ๐Ÿ˜

Me too ๐Ÿ˜

They're cukes, but how does she breath through those things? 
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Love, Dill 



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Dr. Will Brainard has his pickle visor on, ready to take the cucumbers for a dip in his vinegar solution. Ahhhh ๐Ÿค— 

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I'm working on my locomotion for reconsideration ๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽผ๐Ÿคฃ
๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽต I've been working on the railroad, all the live long day๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽต Someone's in the kitchen with Dina ....Dina won't you blow๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽถ And she gave her husband a stick of Dyna-mite that was camouflaged as a candle while he makes out with her best friend .. wishing she could have celebrated her birthday ๐ŸŽ‚....




Love is a warm puppy - remember that NAZI code ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคฃ






































๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

I'm Just Not Into You, Court Case ๐Ÿคฌ
The eyes of the otter are upon you ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽผ

       Tennessee whiskey! Works every time!



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Tickle, tickle 

Actually he's craving for salt. 

Bye bye July ๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽผ

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Princess Anne is the centerfold of my August blogpost. Bless you, Princess Anne!!!! You've done so much public service! Always the Underdog! And I am a bitch! 


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How touching...๐Ÿค—... someone kicked me out of Scotty Mechanic ๐Ÿงฐ Scottykilmer@gmail.com livestreaming to say "Hi Bitch" to me๐Ÿคฃ...Get your bicho mojo on! ๐Ÿ’ฅ I just spent some time with Dina in my kitchen ๐Ÿ˜‚ We had a blast ๐Ÿคฃ I made toast with cinnamon and sugar. 


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He's got a face you can trust ๐Ÿ‘
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLVPqcWx5QA-w&si=nO5nGkOA3zbdzges


I have an assteroid you can trust. 

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Hey, Annie Andrews - I'm Amy Acton! My husband is Gorgeous George ๐Ÿ˜‚
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ACTON Shmacton 

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Okay, I just fixed my mane; roll 'em! 
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Junior said I was lyin'! 

I'm the only one who can have a headache in this family - capiche???
I don't care if you are on TV! 
Roar my ass! 

No sex for a month now! 

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YouTube just let me share video links for the first time in a long while. Will I be able to share links again? 
Ball Ads 

More ball ads: 
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHX_dBxnc8z_pm8N-QN98x2P-2w6ccfbQ&si=5qlCJcF123SLfRby
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I'm tired of being a polygamist! It's too much work! ๐Ÿคฃ




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Leave me alone; I have a trunk ache ๐Ÿ˜

I'm in the mood for Love ๐Ÿ’• ๐Ÿ˜˜...๐Ÿคฃ




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Ohhh, So this is what started the name gig of politicians ...

His wife is Wanda Williams 

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Roses ๐ŸŒน aren't illegal









๐ŸŒน❤️๐ŸŒน❤️๐ŸŒน❤️๐ŸŒน❤️


Fairy Godmother, can peacocks fly? 

It is now time to spread my wings and fly 
P. Cock in Gone With The Window 

SLUMBER PARTY ๐ŸŽ‰ 
"Where's my rooster saddle?" 



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I'm Elsie. Prof Xi'an gwei is my attorney because it means "pleasant scent" in Chinese 

 

Both of us disguise ourselves as Elsie The Cow 

"I smell a rat!" Says Pretty La Senteur Parfumer Professor .. But I also see Elsie 's Eye 


Annie Jacobs thinks Bioweapons are on Trump's menu...

Prof Xi'an gwei says, "I smell moo's" 
"I thought I'd never get here", says Bullwinkle ...Ahhh Bach...


Not you, Bully. I'm trying to make the muse whose excuse to use untruths - to go away. 
You're not the one who stinks ๐Ÿฆจ The Beetles music ๐ŸŽต ๐ŸŽถ will be featured tomorrow ๐Ÿชฒ ๐Ÿž 

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Icey -  Fairy Godmother, did he have rock replace  Bach?
I'm a very, not a berger. So tell me what big rocks I have....

Fairy Godmother, are icebergs narcissists? 
Do they think the world floats all around them? 

Some of that is yellow...I wonder if it has a bladder infection..

My phone is barking at me again..
He's an Alaskan... Somebody should see if it was his pee..



I don't trust her! Her last name doesn't begin with an M! 




 She must be a secret Jew! Mine didn't come out like that! Fairy Godmother, how can you tell if she's a Jew? I swear ๐Ÿคฌ She's got an "in" with God! 



CLOSET JEW! 


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Trump said Iran lied about negotiating...Iran didn't refuse...The real audio showed they even arranged to go see Spider-Man together. ๐Ÿคฃ




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I took a few more images... screenshots...







Iran๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿงก denied negotiation with Trump's BS 




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I watched it again, it was so funny ๐Ÿคฃ 





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https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLf0zwdM5ROOI&si=bthtaQAeyA7PzIN-



Fairy Godmother, that was so nice to give these nice Chinese friends some wands! ❤️๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ 

BFF's!!! 

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I just saw part of the Odyssey Movie. It's a little odd...with oddballs eating tarballs between the toes..




She was working on her appendix and he had a fling...then she said she had a fling ...but the plane landed and they didn't have to tell each other confessions. ๐Ÿคฃ













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Siamese elephants - listen... ๐Ÿคฃ









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What do you get when you cross a Madagascar chameleon with a Scottish vole? 

Holy voley ๐Ÿ˜‚

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     I think I did okay - Carol Kung Fu Burnett 
                 Kung 4Me, Kung 4U 


       Fairy Godmother gave me a wand...




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                       Dragonfly trick 

❤️๐ŸŒน❤️


How's your knee, Fairy Godmother? 
Mine is fina ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐ŸŒน❤️ - BFF in China 



๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐ŸŒน❤️๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐ŸŒน❤️

Sometimes just being nice doesn't cut it, Fairy Godmother. Life is WANDerful. 

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๐Ÿ”ด๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐ŸŒน❤️๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐ŸŒน❤️



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Tips that aren't tips

I copied at least 4 screenshots but the manipulating malware deleted 2. Read the comments. Clever people! 






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Trump's Plans: 




Someone peed on this one...

Remember, at the end of the day, it's the end of the day ๐Ÿ˜‚ Love, Donald Trump 

๐Ÿฆฌ❤️๐Ÿฆฌ❤️๐Ÿฆฌ❤️

FERMENTATION IS HEALTHY 

๐Ÿฅด ๐Ÿป๐Ÿบ๐Ÿท๐Ÿธ

Use oatmeal if you have no other resources like me. ...put it in a smoothie blender ....I would add some flour though, for texture. Maybe make a 1:3 ratio. 


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        If your cat ๐Ÿ˜บ will oblige....๐Ÿคฃ
Cat tails can be used to mill also! The US Government stopped Syracuse University's research right when it was determined to be MORE nutritious and is like wheat bread. That was a very wrong move by that university! 

The government stopped it because there's no money in free cattails... They are plants, people. Don't get your kitty to lose its tail! 

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Where am I? I'm supposed to be funny here....


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Kestrels are beautiful ❤️ but apparently they like to snack on daughters ๐Ÿคฃ


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LOL ๐Ÿ˜‚  Reverse the charges! 
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLSobN_DcbH4E&si=G72lare9-nWYDTmd

"They copied him!" 

This one isn't funny, but you bet your bippy is very important! $39 with auto updates - I added a tip 

So much for auto anything...I can't even read the damn book! I'm blocked until I meet the technocrats specifications. ๐Ÿ˜ค
I paid for the damn book! Update: I put in a bank dispute. They don't provide contact info to the bank when searching transactions. 

Update 8/15/2026: Professor Jiang is compromised. Probably by CIA since fake video channels are increasing, not decreasing. NOBODY can sue CIA ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿคฌ Seye-Eye-Aye
     "Aye" can mean "yes" or "always" 
Seye is a given name of Yoruba origin in Nigeria. It means "to make honor" or "the act of creating dignity," and is often a short form of names like Oluwaseye. It can also be a typo for the English word "eye" or the slang phrase "side-eye".
I'm blocked from sharing videos. The playlist I made was deleted by YouTube ๐Ÿ˜ค
I'm growing a new one. 


Update 8/11/2026
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Well, excuse me!!
I thought this was MY phone but my eyes have woke! 
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Apparently his e-book sales aren't doing well ๐Ÿ™ƒ What the hell happened to Operation Diving Board? 

We're supposed to know how to swim with the e-book I paid for and hope I can get back to where it belongs since I bought it. ...

Do I smell? ๐Ÿฆจ What's your problem? 
I'll practice my Garzan yell ...๐Ÿ™€

Hello, toothless wonders๐Ÿ˜ถ - are you also pushing all the acrylic false teeth ads to back up sales from this e-book that disappears? 

I think you need some brand lessons...
1. Lesson No. One: don't take back your product after you sell it. Put it on a website, sell access to the damn website. 
Stop with the hoops! It's not economically

impressing! And that's what technocrats want. To trash anyone who is an expert and actually makes sense! 



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Today is brought to you by Zarna Garg ๐Ÿคฃ



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I'm hanging out with the BEATLES fans listening to Beatles music. ๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽถ Seems like a Pain In The Ass virus hit me. 













I was in the slopes with Geology Nick Zentner and his main man Gary...Scoping out the mountainside and I made bread...someone else braid bread. Whatever pumps their jumps, I say...I haven't gone boating in a while. 














to make 2-Minute Geology videos for PBS...





Frankly, I prefer African braiding. 

๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ’ƒ๐ŸŒนBack to BEATLES...

Somebody stole my nuts last week. I think that's why I having a hard time getting to the bottom of it. 

๐Ÿคฃ

I called the nut police ๐Ÿš“ 


๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿš“๐Ÿš”๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ•ต️


The answer may surprise you! 
To dig a hole to USA! 

I'm too sexy for your love season at Yellowstone 
Playlist: 
Kim at Tyco was very right to be peeved at me when I said they showed the man flying in the air like an acrobat and it was hard to believe.. I saw a fake video and owe her an apology! 


Happy birthday, Mr Presidents Steve and Steve ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽต Happy birthday moo-you๐Ÿ˜˜
He's the buffalo's agent 
"I'm working on a balloon room", says Buffy 

Practicing Riverdance, protecting family jewels ๐Ÿคฃ

๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽถIf I can't have you, I don't want nobody, baby!๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽต

I'm too sexy for your love! 

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Now here's a guy you can trust! 
Anthony Anderson 
Singing 
Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob Bobarand ๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽถ

Why me, Lord? 

What I have I ever done - 
To deserve even one 
Of the sourdough grows?
Tell me Lord - 
How you timed this like this
Which makes me so pissed 
Right down to my toes! 

Who wants to make bread at 8:30 pm? 
But the starter calls me....๐Ÿฅน

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The intelligence that designed this has a sense of humor ๐Ÿ˜’ 

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This fella is clever. When he's not canoeing, he's making bread with it. 

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Is he dancing with Sophie the bot? 
Are they both bots? Who wins arguments? 
Is this trick video? 


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Sebby?  I knew a Sebby when growing up in the country...He tried to score with every female who could breath... LOL 
This is not the same Sebby....

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๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽถHappy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday To You, Happy Birthday ๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽ‚ Mr.President Higgins, Happy Birthday to you ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽต๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜˜





He's running away from kitty ๐Ÿˆ 
Here's a tent he can hide in...













Smile, you're on Candid Cow-buffalo Camera๐Ÿ˜

Buffalos don't have any front teeth. 

He must have gone to "Affordable Dentures" ...

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Ahhh. This brings back sweet memories of ice cream kones. ๐Ÿฆ#KoneTruck 

He doesn't have any pants on. 

ENOK Wildlife has something in common ๐Ÿ™ƒwith them. https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLOjyszR_Jc4s&si=D2Zdc0NefQGfivGa

Become a customer today! Free Kone ๐Ÿฆ of your choice. Today's special: Waffle Kones 

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They're hiring ...

              CT Scan at NY4U 
The guy who says, "Breath in and hold" 
And "Breath regularly" was just promoted to another job: 
There's a fire in the building! Please exit the building! 

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Cardinals get drunk alot! 





And give him some Tennessee whiskey ๐Ÿคฃ
Or birdban bourbon ...or buffalo moonshine๐Ÿพ

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Fairy Godmother, Chewbacca has a twin! Dunebuggy Jim channel never told us his secret! 







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I just want you to know I'll be hitting the big 10 soon...I can feel.it in my bones...
I think my guru Tariq is sending me messages through TM....๐Ÿ“ ....This Typing Machine was recently Tom.Hanks' topic in a Documentary...Tariq says it will hit 10 tomorrow....

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Don't mess with my tutu! 


Bear runs away! 
The cat is PERSIAN. Slow to anger but won't put up with his shit. 


Who's next? LOL ๐Ÿ˜‚ 

.....Fairy Godmother, can you make fairy tales like Hans Christian Andersen? 



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You're nobody till some pony loves you๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽถ
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She muffed up Jimmy's hair!

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Rosie ๐ŸŒน O'Donnell 
Images are in reverse ๐Ÿ™ƒ chronological order 
Because Google can ....๐Ÿคฌ
Love, Rosie ๐ŸŒน ๐Ÿคฃ






๐ŸŒน❤️๐ŸŒน❤️๐ŸŒน❤️


He says he has to have that vest on and his hard hat on when he goes to bed with his wife. She's an animal. 

Interview with Paparazzi 

Me: Hi P, It's Me

P: Yes, I know. What are you up to? What did you have for breakfast?

Me: m&m's and a bagel ๐Ÿฅฏ . It was awful.because I didn't have cream cheese

P: No locks?

Me: Oh, don't go there about locks... I'm all tapped out.

P: I see 

Me: See ya later. I need to proof my motion for Reconsideration 

P: En Bank? 

Me:  How did you know? You know everything before it happens, like the Predicted Political Professor, Dr Jiang 

P: What happened to him? 

Me: Go find out. I think he's being screwed around with. CIA picking on him. 

P: Picking? On Political Prediction Professor? 

Me: Yes. I gotta go take a shower since my sheets were dry enough to put in the dryer and the rest of my laundry can be hung up to dry after I take a shower. Like Paul McCartney 's father used to do but he didn't have a dryer, poor guy. My bagel is toasted. I better go eat that. I have a few m&m's left. 

P: Does that make your back feel better?

Me: only when My ass is on a cold pack while I'm eating and proofing. The Dr called me while I was leaving message for my case manager . I said, "Don't call me" They call me. What a pain in the ass. I got another notification too. See, P? 



P: I see.  You're so talented. 

Me: Thank you. See you later. 

P: Bye Bye Bai 

Me: Bye Bye 

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๐Ÿš‚ Toot toot! 

Me: I missed recording your main toots 
๐Ÿš‚: Another time, another place...get your caboose back on that cold pack and finish proofing while your sheets are drying so you can take a shower 
Me: I see  Wow, it sure gets exciting here.

๐Ÿš‚: Did I just hear Siamese elephants? 

Me: Maybe you did, and maybe you did
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I know what the problem is. I may have been wearing some of Foxy's family when I had a fox paw coat. But I gave it up. I lost a lot of money turning it back to them because I paid $40/month for at least a year. But the Division Artillery Soldiers loved animals. Well, so did I. I would volunteer at the local zoo when I could. I used my comp time, called in sick. I was a temporary. I wasn't given comp time for a year. Payroll told me he should have been giving it to me. And when I asked for back comp time he said no, because he was telling his cohorts I did it because I was in love with him. But never asked me out because he was probably a CIA still playing a social engineering game. 

How would Foxy know this? How? How? 
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I haven't worn animal fur ever since. I lost many friends at the Kuwait Invasion. Largest loss of life and injured was FRIENDLY FIRE. COLIN POWELL AND NORMAN SCHWARZKOPF MADE SURE THE MILITARY KNEW WHO DID IT. 

So Bush and his Republican and Democrat minions couldn't incite a world war blaming the Middle East. 

But they sure hit hard on September 11...๐Ÿ˜ค

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Come on, Minty, Rev your sim engine! 

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Gemini and AI Overview: Get off my cyber ass! 

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A turtle never leaves it's home....
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It goes up to as high as 18% and quits๐Ÿ˜ค

Come-on....I got a Motion For Reconsideration En Banc Appendix to finish and upload tomorrow ๐Ÿคฌ 

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They reversed the charges again ๐Ÿ˜ค I haven't smelled my armpits this much in one day in a long time....๐Ÿคฌ
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I can't open the case to get the document number of this Answer I Added to my Housing complaint case a week before the Housing hearing of October 31, 2024. 

I Answered the illegal eviction but they didn't even upload the freaking case! The damn summons is supposed to have the docket number on it..

Fairy Godmother, can you please come over in your pumpkin coach and help me move from here? 



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Hello....is anybody out there? ...
The big fat square is supposed to have the case info...I don't want no-mo trouble with you freaking court morons...because you're more off than on anyway....๐Ÿคฌ


"We're kicking you out because we don't like you" 

Well, the feeling is mutual but I'll be damned if I'll let them do that to me again! Bastards! Illegal evictions are popped out like candy - so Stone-face is now being lovey dovey as if she's the Scrooge that had a revelation.... She's no Ebeneezer ๐Ÿ˜ค

And why doesn't Appellate Court say or do anything? 

Operation Just Us

Housing complaint case came first because The illegal Notice To Quit was Returned with a big fat Housing Lawsuit! 

These people claim they own the building purchasing it for 4/65 of the value.  How much money was given behind closed IRS doors? 

Ansonia - ammonia - balognia!.

Is my Stamped-in damn document entered on 10/24? No! And they served the Summons because I submitted my "Ima Sick of your shitsky" document... 
Google photos puts my images in reverse order now...blackmailing me to pay money up my assk me no questions...













The Chief clerk obviously frauded the document I submitted with the HAP addendum on 10/24 and did not upload the document I submitted as ANSWER to the illegal Eviction! 













There were 30 pages. They-he  replaced the HAP Addendum with a doggie addendum and other things that had no relevance ๐Ÿคฌ



So I regurgitated it ...stay tuned...maybe not ... it's all corrupted court crap....

The moral of this story is have some Russian vodka and Tennessee whiskey ๐Ÿคฃ 

THIS was stamped in yet the Chief clerk made sure it was not uploaded on the one and only case on the docket - my housing complaint, which ordered them not to serve me a summary process for non-payment of rent while the case is pending ๐Ÿคฌ
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There were not two cases. My handwriting was either frauded or the Chief Clerk gave me typical runaround about the case number but I know enough not to enter two numbers like that because they f*k with everything. 

I had a case number on the submission. If they said anything - I would have corrected or added a case number where the other damn case number is. They frauded the document and this is a common circumstance ๐Ÿ˜ค

*Docket Number - is the case number and it was the only case with that title. It wasn't the office clerk; it was the OVER-RIDER ๐Ÿ‘ฟ

I said, How the hell can you let someone serve me a Summary Process without a damn case number? 

He said crap about "He's a Commissioner of the Court; he can do what he wants" 

It was not uploaded on my case! Or it was uploaded and he altered the document, uploading something else to FRAUD. And he's done that, too. 
This was submitted on October 24, 2024 - not October 26, 2024. The Chief Clerk apparently would not allow them to upload it on the one and only active case on October 24 - Notice the heading. They also managed to ditch the ANSWER FORM. 

It's illegal to serve someone a summons when  a court order for them not to serve the Summons is made. Alayna Stone played "catch me if you can" rather than be responsible and enforce her damn order! And William Pitt, Chief Clerk, conspired because he was kissing up to ELIZABETH BOZZUTO, Administrative Judge who was not professional. She was self-serving. 

It's also illegal to serve a Summons when the damn rent they claim was not paid - was paid! They illegally entered and stole the check copies to support their lies! I had them scanned in! It pissed them off so much they vandalized my scanner and also got Homeland Security to steal $500 of my computer supplies - most were flash drives and SD cards. One flash drive was over $200. 

Those are just two of many crimes the court committed without batting an eyelash. Because they do it all the time! 


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The case was not docketed for a freaking week! 

Evict them FAST, then everything filed is MOOT! 


Juris number means he's out of state, code F means Pro Hac Vice. 
Appearance is FRAUD 
Date is 10/23/2024 ๐Ÿ‘ฟ

The accused has three days from service  to file appearance when they claim non-payment of rent ๐Ÿ˜ค

Phone number of clerk goes to Glastonbury, CT - CENTRAL PROCESSING ๐Ÿ˜ณ


Notice Date stamp! 
My continuation page was uploaded with it yet also stamped separately. 
Chief Clerk likes to.make continuation pages separate documents to confuse the case! 

Most likely he did - someone who cared and had influence , gave him shit, and blamed it on the office clerk, changed it and replaced it with something else. 


Same document; which was originally stamped as October 24 - they illegally enter my apartment and steal documents like that. That's why I keep a lot in my cart. That's why I lock my bathroom door. That's why I have crates locked but they break off locks๐Ÿคฌ


[Insert] Here it is: same document, stamped in on October 24, yet not uploaded that day or Chief Clerk fudged record using 
It is unethical and even considered fraudulent to stamp the same document like that. They are supposed to restamp the one stamped October 24. No doubt the office clerk asked about that. 

OVER-RIDE is the common tactic, besides lying. ๐Ÿ‘ฟ

And I had to type it on the court computer so Microsoft was watching my face and decided to screw up the case number by one didget - which really doesn't matter since the court took it in and can easily correct it by uploading it in the case name.

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I will stop here. Oh, so I get this freaking notice to disrupt what I am doing, and BTW, do Android owners ever Compare with each other about needing so-called updates - and wonder if instead they are targeted? 

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Dear Fairy Godmother,

God didn't make Little Green apples - did he? 
But what about the weather stuff? Who's controlling that? 
Who's gotta Go On and Git? 

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I'm going to make her apple pee now.







But I have help from Pillsbury... Don't tell on me...And I learned how to pee-l them from Martha Stewart.๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ˜‹








 Nonya Businesses pie. One piece for you, rest for me. 

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One pie = 2 1/2 lbs of apples ๐ŸŽ ๐Ÿ 

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Do green apples heal? Find out! 




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It's in my Rosie O'Donnell playlist: 
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLM0DMoMrefJo&si=-G_59p0hNkZrrNhN

Pink version 
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Mountain lion baby got away from the hawk and landed on his front porch 


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Siamese bucks 
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJm_BKZg_Z4U&si=g0LMHYCBSX-znKfz

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Peekaboo..


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https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLR_nxhu-1vNM&si=ZAEZI8HOmfZ0J2UV

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Dolly Parton - brilliant, talented  lady with beauty inside and out. RIP๐Ÿ˜“ 

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLXSK_FrGFJbY&si=E6HstWZbtkVKURMO
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLcSo4rSH_dmE&si=23PXuEyYonuqF4gt
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJNC8yLq6TDw&si=3XYL3tMK9fk_u9Ny

๐Ÿงก๐Ÿค—๐Ÿงก๐Ÿค—๐Ÿงก

What does this grid mean? 

Didn't you write a song about check marks, Fairy Godmother? ๐Ÿ ๐ŸŽฌ♟️♠️♣️๐Ÿ’พ



๐Ÿค—๐Ÿงก๐Ÿค—๐Ÿงก๐Ÿค—

Isn't harmonizing the key ๐Ÿ—️ to life? 
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Linda Rondstadt had a tumultuous career as an unknown woman with little personal support and what she perceived was being taken under the wings of her manager ...her life was seemingly only safe on stage. I do hope these past 20 years have been blessed and joyous. It's really shameful how the USA is filled with so much greed - and it isn't a healthy foundation. It creates a sick economy - one which Dolly was determined to help heal and be an example for to encourage others. Now, the USA needs serious help. Not just consulting. We are past that. Dr Dillard emphasizes Standards Not Force with his website and on YouTube. standardsnotforce.org - Native American nations in the USA may look on and see with such insight that they too can help the transition take place successfully. The most important thing is to harmonize. And realize what our eyes may not necessarily see but our hearts yearn for, which is accountability. Checks and Balances. A natural force which when implemented can result in happiness and joy. That's the America's Promise which Colin and Alma Powell  spread and now they too are dead ๐Ÿ˜ฅ
We still need to exercise our window of hope. Tie a knot in that rope.  Understand your scope is only human. Feed the good wolf ๐Ÿบ like Paul Newman. Be one of the few men who lead by example and watch how this life sample can refresh other's lives and renew interest and keep hope alive at least 9 to 5 - And the rest of your Parton-ME time - just make that dive in projects which produce - and you'll never lose sight of that glove which inspires you to reach for faith, hope and love. ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’

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Thank you, Fairy Godmother, for starting the Parton-ME group. I'm in. Make Miley Cyrus proud. ๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿฉท๐ŸŒท๐Ÿฉท



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Reba's entertainment suggestion to Dolly: 

Make 'em laugh
Make 'em cry 
Scare the hell out of them 
And go home ๐Ÿ  


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Mum's the word

These police dogs need some branding for their new company ๐Ÿคฃ


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Trump's AI Overview and Gemini are hijacking GOOGLE Chrome and frankly bullshit wordsmithing the satanists may refer to as rituals or hexes.

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      My opinion: 

Using AI as a weapon! Both AI. Overview and Gemini are malware! 

Notice the satanic ritual = wordsmithing ...

A Love review ๐ŸคฌAI Overview 

And Elon Musk 's parents were apparently in the GEM business...

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